This is what went thru my mind as I was watching the movie:
* First you think, ’’okay this is an ’enemy’ perspective at Bhagat Singh movie’’ (the general’s dairies and all that)...
* then you think its about ’’an English girl making a movie with Indian cast’’,
* then you think ’’Oh! man its a 5 person version of Dil Chahta Hai’’,
* then you think ’’May be they do want to shoot a Bhagat Singh movie’’
* then you think ’’Why Bhagat Singh for the nth time on Hindi Screen man?’’
* then you think ’’Okay, this guy wants to deal with some issues of India too’’,
* then you think ’’Oh! NO Why does this guy want to talk about every issue India has?’’
* then you think ’’The Bhagat Singh analogy is over stretching man’’
* then you think ’’Thank God! Its atleast funny occasionally’’
* then you think ’’They are going to get this Madhavan dude killed, man’’
* then you think ’’Enough of Sepia man! Enough of the analogy crap! Dont start making a complete mess out of it’’
* then you think ’’Oh! Well Congrats Mr. Mehra, you have officially stepped into the crap zone’’
* then you think ’’Mr.Mehra has well passed the finish line in crap zone..entering bullshit zone’’
* then you think ’’Now stop bullshitting me’’
* then you think ’’There is something called Electricity to pull the AIR signal out of air’’
* then you think ’’NDTV is doing a lot of product placement’’
* then you think ’’You go on a plane and make a joke that you have a gun. You’ll know how sane the commandos are’’
* then you think ’’Enough of it man. This Amir dude gets shot and drags himself across India to reach the studio again’’
* then you think ’’Ah! well, this Mehra wants somebody to wakeup. But why does he make a pretense of making a revenge story a national issue?’’
* then you think ’’Ah! Now he makes a pretense of the movie being about MIGs’’
* All in all, Dont try to summarize this movie too many times. You end up in the experience of watching a montage of short films with different themes but the same cast.