Dear Saurav,
Today, India won the match. Sehwag & Dravid scored centuries, they put India
in a strong position, thereafter sachin took 5 wickets that helps india to thrash pakistan by 87 runs. But as a Captain, I am asking you what is your contribution
in this match? .......a Zero.....Big Zero. Your flop series continues. While returning to home in the evening, I saw board outside the famous cricket coaching institute, written on it ’’50% off for the indian captain’’. Your position in the team is like Sachin, Sehwag, Dravid tum aage badho, main tumhare kapade sambhalta hu. See, u may be the Alexander of the past, but now you are a queen (any bowler is fing you). I am giving few suggestions on which you please think serious.
i) Please check any VRS scheme is available with BCCI. If yes, take it immediately before they kicked you out.
ii) I am surprised that u have not take any help of bangali baba as they
are famous in your region. Their tantra-mantra might help you. if you yet
not found any baba, please check out in mumbai locals where u found lots of
advertisements pasted about them.
iii) Plead before the BCCI to invite Kenya or Bangladesh on Indian tour after this tour, that helps you to score more tons.
iv) Don’t get frustrate about your recent performance as cricket is not only sport played in India. Try another sport as you have made lots of money from cricket & advertisement. Think of soccer as it is famous in your part. I will not be surprised after 6 months if I saw u in shorts playing soccer for mohan bagan.
Hope you will consider the above suggestions for the betterment of Indian Cricket Team.
Kishor