The famous scene from the movie Saw is on …… a masked lunatic has chained a famous doctor and a famous basketball player … by one leg each to pipes. They have 120 seconds to saw the chains and let themselves free otherwise they and their families die. They try very hard to saw the chains but 120 seconds is too less a time to saw out those thick chains. Its then that the doctor makes the ultimate sacrifice for his family. He could not saw out the chains to free himself and save his family so he decides to saw down his chained leg and break free for his family’s safety. Then in a gross episode of lots of blood which follows … does he manage to saw out his leg and save his family ??? well… in Saw maybe ….but we’re watching scary movie 4 remember …!! He amputates his leg , gets up holding his amputated leg in his hand and cries “ I am Free I am free” …. And then comes the famous dialogue from the basketball player “ Uh Oh DOC …. WRONG FOOT !!” The chained leg is still chained and he manages to saw his free leg into 2 …. !! That’s how the movie begins !! Charlie Sheen comes in for hardly 2 minutes in the movie and he manages to make us laugh the hardest in that time. This movie is simply rib tickling , logics lacking, wise cracking , conscious lacking two hours of non stop nonsense which is simply going to make you laugh your brains out ! It’s so terrible it’s funny, and that’s probably the point. It’s one of those films where you have to just give in to that inner child and laugh at all the things that you always used to. But if you think you are too intellectual for this world … please stay away because it is made for a particular genre and if you look in for meaning in everything , it will not be your cup of tea !! This is by far one of the most illogical and the most painfully funny movie I have ever witnessed !! No doubt the Zucker Brothers have struck again !!
Funny quotes :
Shaquille O’Neal : Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh sh*t, I’m probably dead.
President Harris: [to the U.N.] So, an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on a plane. The pilot says ’’Hey, are any of you not circumcised?’’ So the Pope lifts up his robe and says ’’Shut up, stupid! You don’t even speak english!’’ The Israeli asks the Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says ’’I’m not squinting you crazy Jew, you’re the one who sold me these cheap glasses!’’ What’s the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog sh*t smells good.
Henry Hale: I fear the presence of the outsiders will attract those of whom we do not speak.
Female Elder #2: But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk.
Henry Hale: Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking...about. Harper: Sir, your naked too!
President Harris: I am? I thought this was a wrinkly leather coat! [pointing too his nipples] President Harris: then these aren’t buttons?
Harper: No
President Harris: And I’ve been pulling this thing up and down as if it was a zipper!
Tom Ryan: Hey, you look great for being pregnant.
Marilyn: I’m not pregnant!
Oliver: This isn’t a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots. These are just some of the so many funny dialogues which go on for over 2 hours making surew that the smile doesnt get wiped out from the audiences’ faces.
A must watch for anyone over 15 I would say !! :-)