Year 2040 :
The Shane Warne lexicon -
’Shane’ on you !!
I ’Warne’ you, do not make a call at my place.
Tum mujhe phone number do , main tumhe lewd calls doonga.
He tried to do a ’shane warne’ on the nurse.
He is a man of ’shane-y’ character.
He was just ’warne-ing’ to the ocassion.
Iske toh gaye, literally.
As per the Shane warne Act 2006 the accused is bound to go through the lie detector test.
SAWs(Shane Warne Syndrome) - I came , I SAW, I told bookies about it.(pitch & weather report).
Flashback -
Introduction - Blunder from Down Under. Export quality material .Once considered one of the best in te business .Bholi surat . Fat Boy slim.
Shane-Leela -
Sep 1994
’’taatwarti ilakoon mein barish hone ki sambhawana hai , aam-taur per mausam samanya rahega’. aaj ke weather report mein bas itna hi , Main Shane Warne apne sathi Mark Waugh ke sath reporting from Firozshah Kotla.
Provided Pitch & Weather report to an Indian Bookmaker on humanitarian grounds.
Dec 1997
’ Sir, i’hv never in my life , seen a Football playing with a cricket ball’.Expert comment of a journo on Shane .
Warne walks out of a press meet in anger after a journo cracks a joke on his ’khate-pite-gher-ke-dikhte-ho’ personality.
Apl 1999
Thode se jo pii le hai ...
Caught smoking after agreeing to a $ 2 lakhs deal for a quit-smoking campaign.
Feb 2000
Shane : smart boy robert, ye camera mere hawale ker do nahi toh kamre mein le ja ker tumhare band baja doonga.
Photographed smoking by a teen-ager in Newzealand .
Jun 2002
’what is mobile number, karoon kya dial number’. Gave the ’phonetalk friendship clubs’ solid complexion.
Warne admits ’dirty talk’ over phone with a nurse while playing for Hampshire.
Feb 2003
’mere paas maa hai’, says he was administered those drugs by his mom.
Tests positive for banned drugs.
Aug 2003
Phir tere kahani yaad aaye . ’jees gully se Warne gujarta hai ladkiyan apne cells chipane lagte hain’.
Indulges in friendly talk yet again, ths time with a SA women.
What others have to say ?
Steve waugh - Well, it’s bad for cricket, it’s bad for warnie and I still have a lot of cricket left in me .
Bill Clinton - Nooooooooo I ain’t seeing Monice anymore.
Navjot S Sidhu - Well my frined , it’s a typical case of a white hen misusing Graham bell’s instrument and giving the dead soul sleepless nights.
A.B.vajpayee - ye....aache...baat....nahi...hai.
Bush - I want him dead or alive .
Sourav Ganguly - I don’t know .
Sachin - No comments.