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Softel Sleek Hand Blender is a really useful device. No No No No! Not for blending food and stuff! It rather spills all my shakes outside the vessel and splatters them on to my walls. I had chocolate on one wall one day, and strawberry on the other on another day. This has saved the money I had to spend on a much needed paint-job.
Anyway, I use this thing for shaving. I shaves really well. I use chocolate syrup in place of shaving cream. Just put this thing on your face and whrrr whrrr whrrr! It’ll shave like a pro! The minor cuts and incisions can be ignored considering the superior ability of this thing to shave.
I have started using it on my armpits, chest, legs, back and bottom too. Now I look like Pamela Anderson. Once I tried to shave off all of my body-hair using this, but ended up all bandaged and stuff. Never mind that... this thing can give you what the best man deserves.
Don’t use it there.
I also use this for mowing my lawn, shearing my lambs and cutting my hair... not to mention the incredible buzz saw it makes. Chopping wood was never so easy!
WARNING: DO NOT PUT YOUR TONGUE INTO THE BLADES WHILE THIS DEVICE IS RUNNING.
THIS DEVICE IS A CLASS IIII NON-CE CERTIFIED PRODUCT. MAY CAUSE ELECTROCUTION, CUTS, BURNS AND SOME SICK, UNKNOWN DISEASE.
USE REGULAR AAAA SIZED BATTERIES OR PLUG IN TO A STANDARD 550 VOLT LINE. DO NOT USE ADAPTER