May I have the honour of presenting before you the great men who have made laughing stock out of ’’actors’’... who could have made it to become ’’stars’’ someday!! Action!!
Take 1^^^Sawan Kumar Tak
He will never get over with sauten in his titles.. the creator of ’’mother’’... biwi to ghar ki rani hai.. balle balle o yara balle balle... and the latest creation is dil pardesi ho gaya... ’ek pakistani chehra, jispe zulfon ka pehra, meri nazron ne tere labo ko chuma, meri nazron ne tere labon ko chuma, dil pardesi ho gaya’ these are the lyrics penned by sawan kumar tak!! his next movie should be titled ’cinema hall se mental asylum tak’ by sawan kumar tak!;)
Take 2Raj Kumar Kohli
I owe my obsession to icchadhari naags and naagins to Raj Kumar Kohli!! the creator of naagin(reena roy as naagin) and jaani dushman - ek anokhi kahani (arman kohli as naag and manisha as atma/naagin).. the latter was a sequel to the former...
Take 3^^^Karan Johar
pyaar dosti hai, love is frienship! yah rite... kkhh was more like a GAP ad than a love story...or whatever kind of story it was supposed to be... the only good part in that movie was archana puran singh.. and in kabhi khushi kabhi ghum... I loved alok nath!! why? he died early in the movie and spared us some torture atleast!!
Take 4Suraj Barjatiya
maine pyar kiya(i made love), hum aapke hai kaun?(who am I your’s?) hum saath saath hai(we are together together) main prem ki diwani hoon(i am crazy for love).. the person who made alok nath official babuji/chachaji should be shot in public!! all his movies need to have some animal element in it.. a pegion, a dog, anything.. and every movie has to have family values... sundernagar looks like switzerland... and ofcourse.. lakshmikant berde as the faithful servant.. I can write thesis on this insane director!
Take 5^^^TLV Prasad
this man has either a strong heart or no brains... the mastermind behind mithun da’s movies, extensively shot in mithun’s hotels in ooty!!! please spare me... I apologize for reminding of the nightmarish films of God, directed by genius TLV Prasad, you might have seen by mistake!!
Take 6Tulsi Ramsay/Shayam Ramsay
these are the brains responsible to introduce indian audience with horror movies which looked like comedy.. the ghosts or bhoots always had red bulbs in place of their eyes... and vijayendra ghatke was always in love with the girl harassed by ghosts.. a few of his movies also had the legend A.K. Hangal!!
Take 7^^^Dev Anand
He has created some awesome movies like censor, mein solah baras ki, love at times square, awwal number..etc. etc. after directing a few good movies in the beginning of his career... then due to too much of jerking his head, his brains fell out.. and he totally lost it!! and created masterpieces which no one was able to understand...
Take 8David Dhawan
when will this man stop creating cheap comedy movies??... the dialogues, instead of making one laugh, makes you sick to stomach... and please... govinda is a major turnoff for a comedy movie now!! thank god that no.1 era got over... hero no.1 coolie no.1 and what not!!
Take 9^^^Anupam Kher
om jai jagdish!! LOLLL!! fardeen khan on asked why his and his brother’s name happen to be om jai jagdish, replies.. ’hamare papa chahte the ki hum teeno bhaiyon ka naam ek hi saans mein liya jaaye’ ROFL!!! how did his dad know that he is gonna have 3 sons?? LOLLL... Anupam kher should learn a lesson and give up direction!!!.. stick to remaining ’papa’
Take 10Subhash Ghai
He happens to announce a new movie to be directed by him on his birthday, or his anniversary or somehting like that.... As ekta kapoor is obsessed by K in her serial’s titles, this showman happens to be obsessed with M in the names of all actresses he introduces... Meenakshi, Mahima forgot the names of others..
As the list was to be limited to 10.. I could not include other masters... like guddu dhamoa, dharmesh darshan (haan maine bhi pyar kiya-yes! I also made love) KC Bokadia (Laal Badshah-think laal badshah and think of amitabh bachchan dancing wearing white pants and red blazer something) satish kaushik, mehul kumar, veeru devgan (hindustan ki kasam-amitabh playing role similar to ’mein samay hoon-mahabharat... popping up in random scenes and teaching to love the nation and whatnot!!).. I can go on and on...