Yes you read the Title right.
I dare anyone who can make an auto show worse than this.
This is the most hopeless, fuked up, shihole auto programme ever.
The show is only about promoting the hyundai cars and Chevy cars.The hosts are nothing but DALALs of the Hyundai Motor company and General Motors.
For those who don’t know Chevy cars sold in India are not the American cars you expect. They are the hopeless Daewoo tincans( except for the Forester and Tavera which are Subaru Forester and Isuzu Panther respectively). As for Hyundai the only thing inferior will be a bullock cart.
Giving you a case point and everything will clear up.
1st case.
A guy from Kolkatta called up and asked for advice between a Santro and Zen.
Hormazd, of course, suggested that go for the santro.
The guy from Kolkatta said that his friends have a Santro and the other one has a Zen.
The Zen is fuel efficient than the santro. Also the zen has a 4 valve MPFI( Multi Point Fuel Injection) engine and the santro has a 3 valve MPFI engine.
Hence the Zen is more fuel efficient, technologically advanced and a hell lot durable than the santro.
So, why is he( Hormazd) suggesting the Santro?
Then Hormazd, wobble his head, and says " If you want fuel efficieny, durability and technology, Zen is the car for you ."
Okay, people, a guy with a budget for small car, will go for fuel efficiency and durability, that is if he has a sound mind.
2nd Case
A guy from southern India calls up, asking to help him in choosing between a Toyota Innova and a Chevy Tavera.
( Please read this carefully . This is interesting)
Hormazd suggest to go for the the Innova. Then guy adds the the tavera is cheaper to buy and cheaper to run and has a 1, 50, 000 km warranty. Innova is costlier to buy and run and has a 40, 000 km warranty.
Hormazd says, " Well if the buying cost and the running cost are not a big thing for you go for the Innova otherwise go for the Tavera"
"HORMAZD, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
IF BUYING AND RUNNING COST ARE NOT A BIG THING FOR US INDIANS, INDIA’S ROADS WOULD HAVE BEEN FLOODED WITH BMWs AND AUDIs ."
The show a waste of CNBC time slot and hosts are a bunch of clown school rejects.
As for my expertise, I can take upart a engine block and completely rebuild an engine within 8 hours.
Currenly I am installing a NOS kit in my Skoda RS, so that I can screw a 2004 Mercedes S Class.
Good day
D-Cool