Hi friends ,
I did not find any topic for what I am writing here. Therefore I am writing this article in Consumer awareness. But in my opinion this is a general article , I am just writing about anything . Don’t take it seriously.
So I am talking about human beings .
What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too
icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is Rs.55 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can ’’do’’ your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do shopping for 25 relatives, on November 24, in 45
minutes .
Is this a human being !!!!!!!!!!
Just think.
may be some people will definitely not gonna understand all this stuff , but dont worry , dont hesitate , ask questions regarding this , if you find this meaningful . I will answer your queries.
OK
Bye ,
rajpal.