Hey U cant control anger, u can only divert it. And Laughter is the Best Medicine they say. So I m Giving U one of them.
! I regret for all the stinky ‘aabo-hawa’ in advance!
(Arj Kiya Hai….
Irshaad, Irshaad….)
Ki ‘gas’ hi to hai, pet mein bhar na aaye kyo….
Hum ‘paadenge’ baar baar, koi hume rukaae kyo….?
(Wah Wah, kya baat hai - subhan allah!)
Yeh haalat he aise hai, ke bekabu ho jata hai pet,
Deejeage duhaai laakh kya, Keejiye hai-hai kyo …?
(Miya, bhut acche, bahut aache, wah, kya baat hai.!)
(Aur aaage ka kalaam pesh kaata hun…
Irshaad, Irshaad….)
Koi puchta hai humse ke fiza mein yeh ‘mehak’ kaisi hai .
(wah kya khoob –koi poochata hai humseee, … ki fiza mein yeh mahek kaisi hai)
Koi puchta hai humse ke fiza mein yeh ‘mehak’ kaisi hai .
App he khud pehchaniye miya, bhala hum batae kyo….?
(WahWah, Wah Wah, bhai kya baat hai, …. bhala hum bate kyo., bhai Wah.)
Bahut kuch aajmaya humne, es jalim pet par,
Jab jamalghota nakamiyaab, to haajmola nibhay kyo?
(Aur aakhari Kaalam….)
Ke hindi ki chindi karne vale phale se hee bahut hai,
Fir tu hi bata e QSB, to apni akal lagae kyo?
If this doent Work Out, Dont worry, I wll adivce another masterpiece, I ve truck loads of them, humour that is, not Gas:)
Laugh n the world laughs with u, slap and u may not have hands to clap.