Dr. Shok has burst out of proportion: his being expert on constipation does not seem to help him much
Angel is still in the hangover of her ICE shots: and perhaps still wondering what happened to her responsibility factor?
FE is busy messing with Alisha Chinmoy Das: we recently saw the Valmiki in him as he sat down transcripting Alisha Gyaan. Rohit is not in a mood to eat another burger: he has discovered the monthly bill of his burgers were more than his monthly ration bill.
Ravi is enjoying his American Freedom: is busy rewind and play the shots he has taken on freedom day
Aiwa has dug her nose into pile of books: she sneaks into MS these days only to share what she just mugged up. The Tigress’ camera seems to be out of her reach: American Police is after her for not taking prior permission to shoot a Hakuna is busy discovering his next electricity saving invention: his next invention could be efficient use of Freezer in winters.
Lyla understands all the reviews these days: so she need not comment and write anymore Zulu has finally joined the classes for pole dancing: now he has to compete with Malaika Main Chup is still shocked by Nithari: specially when the place is next to his apartment Jayadeep Khanduja was last seen at Mother’s Pride: as he had an appointment with Sudha Gupta for his next review.
Missile one of our dear friends has been launched for Siberia: as he loomed dangerously over Indian lands
This are all evident reasons MS Highways are empty without much traffic and all the WagonRs, Santros, Maruti 800 are happy driving to and fro. As all the SUVs of MS are merrily parked in their respective garage!
Some patrolling exercises are of-course being done by likes of FE, aiwa, SN Daya but they are just taking rounds of MS Highway.
Gone are the days when their were chaos, bumper to bumper traffic, crash attacks, fist fighting over red lights and challans served to them by MS Management. Voila!! Done to death with the mundane reviews on MS I turned towards my old flame Yahoo Messenger to catch up with old buddies; I must throw my table lamp on the fact that even my wife knows that what a long list of female friends I have kept close to my heart on my Yahoo Messenger Friend’s List and her repeated blackmailing, threats of different kinds have failed to acquire it’s password. Because I firmly believe in my own private space, I hope the men kind here will understand what I mean; )
But but….a come back after one and half year made many skeletons fall out of the cupboard to which I am shocked and stunned. These days Yahoo Messenger seems like a brothel on net; the moment you log on a requests pops in for; cam? When I say yes!! It requests; invite!! I bring my oval face on the focus lens and my god; the other window requests; bring it down, open your … honey; “hum kitne niche gir gaye hain” I am left with my ears red!!
Is this the new world of Yahoo Messenger!! Another window pops in; SEX? Mind-blowing!! On net? The world is sure going down to gutters!! And yahoo messenger is one of the openings to those innumerable holes to hell (or you call it heaven)!! The lady which I was talking for quite few years revealed that she is a “shemale” and she did talk to me for ulterior reasons and now when I have made a come-back she made her motive clear- and mind you
This was a lady from elite class at a very high post in a MNC bank-I didn’t know what is a “shemale” when I pleaded my ignorance she enlightened me that Karan Johar, Manish Malhotra and Rohit Bal are few of the other “star shemales” so all these years I have been talking to a “shemale” that too when her intentions were not so pleasing!! Another one from London a Pakistani sent me brilliant messages like:
“YARAN-E-JAHAN KEHTY HAIN K KASHMIR HA JANAT, , , , , , , , , , , , JANAT NA KISI KAFIR KO MILLI HA NA MILY GI” “Allah ko jihadi ki paoon ki dhool saari duniya sy piyaari hai…”(these are exact copy paste)
and asked me since I know some influential people in Delhi…
Will I be of any help for him in his mission for Kashmir there are many more embarrassing situations I faced that will be obscene to discuss here…but yes there is an other side of the coin too!! Yahoo Messenger has given me fabulous friends which have now become an essential part of my life and these are truly gem people whom I met through Messenger but the proportion of Good and Bad is 30:70
a close observation of Yahoo has made me discover some facts:
Its an outlet for frustrated, desperate, wild minds being anonymous helps them vent out their feelings with no bar yahoo is a living testimony of liberalization liberty of sharing thoughts, expressing your darker side, living your fantasies your personal discretion enables you to select and reject
almost 65% of requests are “indecent proposals” whereas I believe that healthy flirting is good for your health but never an indecent proposals an “indecent proposal” can bring your married life “on the rocks” too
ladies who seems so cool and well behaved in real life suddenly becomes desperate housewives here
the same applies for ledas!!
This is the brilliance of being anonymous And till the authorities take note of it enjoy the free world of yahoo messenger. "But yaatri apne imaan ke khud jimmedaar hain" ; )