My dear brothers & ……….
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My dear friends, *(Sign…this one’s much better, I nearly ended up saying….you know what), today* I exhort you to join hands for a noble cause .*Today* Let us break-free of the restrictions languages impose on us.*Today* we will learn how to do *maa-behan* of a good language.(** Sorry if someone felt offended but it was kind of imperative to give you the real feel of the thing).In nutshell we will learn about Short-text-messaging.Those interested may raise their hand(**yeah, just one hand, remember, you are not surrendering to the police)*Today, kyunki, Kal ho na no* and anyway *Kal* I’ll be busy loving my neighbor’s loved ones.
**History:** STM’s his-tory .Be patient guys we will come to *her-story* later. Do you know how and when this(STM) started? Great! Then tell me because I don’t know! forget it!
**Pyschology:** The X-generation are of the firm believe that STM is a *mentally challenging * job while the intransigent V & W generation(X generation’s predecessor) think that its the job of *mentally challenged * ones. But beware! This could be highly addictive! Once you get habituated to it, you will walk STM, talk STM and laugh STM because STM is a very funny language .
Let me explain – Remember Mahesh / Pooja Bhatt? The duo with invisible horns on their heads? Now, there are millions and millions types of *Paap*(sin) but all the can think of if *tht* sin . IF you know what I mean . So there will be more bold scenes and one *Bald-y’s* song . B*old is gold*.This syndrome is popularly known as **RAJ** *(record attak jana)* and you got your first STM .
Now we will go through 10 most popular STMs, for your convenience I shall be providing the real as well as its *real* meaning .So this one’s for all you *Layman, Heman and Spiderman*.
**[1] gtg(gotta go):** * yaar main paak gaya hu.* I’m suck of listening to your love-stories .What the hell do you think I’m? answering machine? What am I supposed to do if your gf is gorgeous? *Bhangra?*.
**[2]lol(loads of laughter):** This one is immensely popular at MS and elsewhere . Jut feel free to use it anywhere, anytime, as many time . *ex-* before you become a Blood-doner *lol* make sure *lol * you are a blood-owner *lol*. You got it?
Folks may even end their sentence with this STM(ex- blah…blah….blah….lol) to remind other that the joke has come to an end and that thy should laugh now .
**[3]ROFL(rolling on the floor and laughing)::** Meet Lol’s dad .What did a 79 years old Juliet sat to her 88 years old bf Romeo?….*Romeo Must Dye?*
**[4] SUP(what’s up):** The natural answer that comes to my mind is ceiling fan . *koi saque?*.
**[5]BTW(by the way):** Just give some one a cynical btw look and ask – mate, is she your wife or your *first AIDS box*?
**[6] FYI(for your information):** We have been in love with each other for over years now and we have decided to get married . *FYI* she will get married next year and I’ll marry the year after . This ofcourse was for your kind information .
**[7] SkiP(Salman Khan policy):** If you cant beat them …you can always *beat them up*.
**[8] IMHO(in my humble opinion):** I don’t know what humble stands for! To me there are only two kinds of opinion – my opinion and the wrong opinion .
**[9] IC(I see):** hmmm. I aint She, I’m he and when I see a she, frankly speaking *kuch kuch hota hai *.
**[10] PETA(people for ethical treatment of animals esp SRK):** Just kidding!
*For further clarification feel free to m2m me. I’m like that only and if you are liking my reviews like that only ….I like it.