………………. JANE KAHA SE
Jab tak rahega samose mein aalu, tera rahunga oh meri shalu.
(Film:Mr and Mrs. Khiladi)
Till this mankind witnesses potato in ‘samosa’, my love will be there for u. Thou Shalt not waste time in making Taj Mahal or types nemore, b assured their love is here to stay, indefinitely… Ah! Eternity…… my ‘hriday’ going emotional….
Telephone dhun mein hasne wali, Melobourne Machali Machalane vaali,
Ki jinsane sur hai tarasha, Madonna hai ya Natasha, Jakhir Hussian Tabal Tu hai Kya.?
…. Computer ko le ke brahma ne rachaya kya?
Film: Hindustani
Does P.K. Mishra, rote this lyrics ‘Pee Ke’? hence those ‘Mishra’(Mixed n Confused) feelings in those lyrics? From cellular phone, to Madon na, to Jakhir Hussain’s tabala(!), Manisha has’nt been left with much scope for any further divinely comparison. Also, now we know, y Big B used to show so much respect to Computer ‘ji’….
Sarkaylo Khatiyan Jaada Lage, Jaade mein balma pyaara laage
(Film: Rajababu)
The winter is expected to be hot for all unmentionable reasons……. Looks lik those vigorous exercise stunts done in the song r helpful in keeping the bod warm.
(Film: Dalal) Chad gaya upar re gatariya(or atariya) se lotan kabootar re.Gutar Gutar Gutar Gutar.
Somebody is finding looting of pigeons worth a task n does not mind climbing ’atariya’ for it.
No points for guessing its Mithun Da in full form here, happy valentine day, Gutar Gutar….
(Film: Ananri No. 1)Mein laila laila chillaunga kurta phaad ke….
I will shout ’liala laila’ n tear my clothes. May I ask y being so rude to poor clothes.? Well, Dev Kohli defends his lyrics by saying that whenever majanu saw laila, he used to go nuts n ended up tearing his clothes. Well, all I can only say that I m lucky to wear a shirt today…
ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dai de, aur badale mein up bihar le lae,
Agreed that politicians have left no scope for India, but states have gone this cheap, heh, didn’t knew that buddy…….
batata wada
the song is picturised on on anil kapoor and madhuri dixit.they are shown flying with batata wada in their hands and singng:
Batata Vada, batata Vada,
Dil jo mujhe nahin dena tha dena pada
Batata Vada, batata Vada,
Pyar nahin karna tha karna pada
Looks like the poor ’batata vada’ is to be blamed for the misadvetures of lovers. Its due to the batata vadas that the lady got to give her heart and love anil kapoor. Gluttonly love at its best.
Baarana de.baarana de
Akshay kumar begging for barah aana
baarana= 75 paise= a 50 paise coin+ a 25 paise coin= very hard to find these days= no ‘bheekh’ was granted= movie was a super duper flop.
From Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam
(The Problem) - *Galay mein lal tie, ghar mein ek charpai. Takiya ek aur hum do. Ek hi hai rajai. Sardi kaise jayegi? Kaho kaise hume neend aayegi?
(The Solutuon): *Galay mein lal tie, ghar mein ek charpai. Takiya ki fikar na kar. Banunga main khud rajai. Sardi bhaga dunga, Tujhe coffee pilla dunga.
Red tie in neck, single bed we have, and single quilt and cushion, what to do? we might catch cold. Not to worry, I will b ur quilt, u wear me, n have coffee……… whatever it meant
*“Kya gaadi hai, kya number hai, kya body hai, kya bumper hai
Upar se dekho, neeche se dekho, kahin se dekho tum, Hai kya baat hai
Gadiyan toh maine dekhi hain hazaaar, Aisa model maine dekha hai pehli baar,
Arre iske injjan ke jhatke ne toda mera haath hai. Hai kya baat hai.”
Well, the problem with the song is its not dedicated to any Ferrari or Mercedes’ model but a model called Sangita Bijalani…
macchi ban jaaongi, sharaab ban jaaogi
aankhon mein band kar le, khwab ban jaaongi
*boltal mein dal de sharaab ban jaungee…
The only consolation here is, that the women is not ‘icchdhari naagin’ or it would have been real challenge to bear the surplus storyline besides this truly metaphorical genius poetic creations…
abcdefghi jklm nopqrst uvwx yz, I LOVE U.(Hum Saath Saath Hai)
yes I can c they r saath saath - now that the inclusion of derani’s second son’s fifth child was not enough, Barjatya has masterminded the essence of ’firangees’ in desi song - even britishers needs to learn a thing or two about family n bond, lets teach them a to z at one go.
Hats off for song, hats off for music, hats of for singining, hats off for presentation, now that the hats r off, pls pray that the naked head is not blessed by the things thats suits the other extreme f the body.
……………. JANE KAHA TAK, The list seems endless…., ur contribution is anxiously awaited….