I was born in the US. I am from the US. US Pizza would not last a day there.
With high hopes and an empty stomach, I ordered a US Pizza ’’Meat-eor’’ pizza from their Koramangala branch. Mind you, I live in Koramangala, about 400 meters from that US Pizza. So I sat down and waited...and waited...and waited. Finally, an hour and a half later, the confused pizza guy called and asked me for directions. When he arrived (10 minutes later), he handed me a miniscule box containing a cold, greasy slab of bread covered with some barely identifiable meats, and charged me Rs.200!
I can only imagine that the ’’US’’ in US Pizza must stand for something other than ’’United States.’’ Unidentifiable Substances? Unbearably Slow? I could go on for hours.
Don’t order a US Pizza. You’ll be sorry.