The characters that I am gonna describe below might have been never heard of by anyone or on reading about them .people might thinking whether these characters or people really did exist or whetehr I have made them on my own.b ut trust me.they do exist and are alive(or dead) and kicking .as I mentioned earlier, I belong to the joginder, a k hangal genre of movie making so logic in movies doesnt hold good for me .and thats how I have based my unforgettable bollywood characters.these aer people who have immortalized these roles to the extent that no one else can even dream of playing it.and no.i am not talking about roles like amitabh bachchan as don or amjad khan as gabbar.but .its about JOGINDER SINGH.YUNUZ PARVEZ.ABDUL KARIM HANGAL .AKA A.K HANGAL., BIRBAL( now whose he?).dont worry ull get to know all of thse in a short while from now.
*1 JOGINDER SINGH AKA’RANGGGA KHUSH’.*
you might be wondering what the hell is going on.but he s a LEGEND, joginder acts, writes, directs, choreographs, produces, edits and distributes his movies himself. watch movies like’TEEN IKKE’ and ull understand what I am saying, hes a gorilla cum baboon who keeps on calling him’RANGAAAAAAA KHUSH’ in every movie. and inanely babbles in all his movies.i saw one movie in which’Rakesh bedi’ was the hero and joginder was the villian and kept on doing hands up and down .all throughout the movie.in the movie teen ikke, he rambles dialogues like’TUNE MERE KABOTAR KA JUICE NIKALA, AB MAI TERA JUICE NIKALUNGA’, .and I still fail to udnerstand the signifance of a donkey passing while hes trying to get himself photoed.and you cant forget the dance by’ranga khush’ while going to potty.yes BELIEVE ME.JOGINDER DOES A TRIBAL DANCE WHILE GOING TO POTTY in the movie’teen ikke’.i mean.you have to see it to believe it.
*2 A K HANGAL urf RAHIMCHACHA*
’itna sanata kyu hai bhai’, ’muj garib ko koi do waqt ki roti de do’, ’ab in budhi haddiyon mein itna dum kahan beta’.the moment you hear these dialogues.the face of A K HANGAL.starts to develop as a photo image in your mind. sometimes I really felt like adopting him in real life after seeign his plight. some men are born old.hes one of them.THIS IS A TRUE DREAM THAT I ACTUALLY HAD ONE NIGHT TRUST ME. in which I found myself running from A K HANGAL and he ran so much that he had a heart attack and while speaking his last, holding my held he chanted’MERA BACCHO KA KHAYAL RAKHNA’.and that has been my most horrific dream till date.imagine AK HANGAL giving the responsibilities of his children to you.!
* Satyen Kappu aka’DONALD DUCK’ aka’UNION LEADER in every movie’*
I wont tel who this guy is.i mean.hes a pain in the A** to the indian cinema.he was a BIG TIME SIDE KICK VILLAIN in the 80 and late 70’s and always mouths weird dialogues and looks like a breed of donald duck and manorama. I strongly recollect him rambling dialogues in every movie of his .to all those ignorant mortals who dont know him, you are not to be blamed, he belongs to a different species of organisms altoghether .some of his pathetic roles include, mr natwarlal( in which he has a name called’MICKEY’), ’deewar’ where he becomes amitabhs dad’ most of the time hes the union leader in every movie .i remember one movie in which he becomes a police inspector and grunts’SHUT YOUR MIAOUUTH’ at a baddie and spit comes out of his mouth(literally).HANG HIM!
*SULOCHANA AKA’MADAME POWDER FACED’ *
Does anyone know the powder faced sulochana? well she was a mom in every second movie in yester years.although she used to b mom of B grade heroes like jeetendera or mithunda, coz the A grade heroes were booked by nirupa roy(another pest!) .she used to apply TREMENDOUS AMOUNT. of powder on her face in every movie and it actually became difficult to separate her white saree( hamesha she used tobe a vidhwa) from an even whiter face, I mean one can imagine how ugly a black face looks with a loot of powder, she used to look like a 4th standard girl and was biting her lips in every movie, she was always accompanied by her lame son and standard 11 overgrown daughter in every movie. clue( amitabh’s mom in MAJBOOR).