CUSTOMER Says to HUTCHCARE:
Main Suraj Mukhi tu Chandra Mukhi, Main tujhse dukhi tu Mujhse Dukhi... Ek kaam kar, chhat pe ja, Chhalang laga, Tu bhi Sukhi Main bhi Sukhi...
HUTCHCARE Replies to CUSTOMER:
Yeh mut Sochna ki hum Bhool Jayenge Tumhe, Door Rahkar bhi Chahenge Tumhe, Dost bankar Raas na aaye toh Bhoot Bankar Darayenge Tumhe !
Bichara CUSTOMER marta kya na karta responds in exasperation:
Marne ke Baad hum Nark mein Jaana Pasand Karenge.........PUCHHO KYUN ? Kyun ki Swarg mein Aap Jaise DOST Kahan Milenge...
HUTCH CUSTOMER RETENSION ANTHEM:
talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re talla re......................................
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......................abey ruk...!......Ek minut...................................
.........CH..CH......CHAKKAR................. AAGAYA ...........................THA........
Itna sab Sunn ke TRAI se Raha Nahin Gaya:
Toh Airtel ke SUNIL MITTAL & Hutch ke SANJOY MUKERJI ke beech ek CONFERENCE ka Aayojan kiya gaya, at COAI’s Site:
Where AIRTEL EXPRESSES overwhelmingly at Sanjoy Mukerji’s POETRY:
’’ To Live Life One Should Have BRAINS, IQ, PERCEPTION, PERSONALITY, MENTAL ABILITY, And Many More Things.....TUJHE SALAAM, Because YOU are Doing VERY WELL Without All These....’’
Bom Corp Off: Sandip Das ne Sanjoy se poochha:
Kyun Kya chal raha hai??
Theek se kaam kar
rahe ho na...
Sanjoy ne Cigrette phukte hue kaha...
Mat Pooch yaar Bahut tension hai..!!!
Arey Dada!...ab toh chhorh de, phukna & phukana ..D CAT IS OUT OF your BAG...