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Wrestling
Dav Langsworthy@adidadi_young
May 23, 2001 10:26 PM, 1586 Views
You can smelllll what The Rock is cookin!

I think that WWF is amazing, very popular program which is very fun to watch. It is generally about different wrestlers (who are all very cool) doing amazing acting as they do moves on each other inside a big ring. There are different events on WWF, like Smackdown! And Rebellion, they are all varied and each type of match on all these events are really entertaining, like a ladder match, a lumberjack match, a coffin match and even a cage match!


How can anything this good get any better? I really don’t know, but it seems to be getting less repetitive and more interesting in each program. Truly a wondrous creation and I will keep watching this till the bitter end, even if it kills me.


There are plenty of wrestlers like Steve ‘Stone Cold’ Austin, who always stuns his opponents with a blistering ‘Stone Cold Stunner’, and The Rock, who is extremely stylish and every girl’s dream. He has the greatest saying ever; it makes a lot of sense, but my friends who all happen to love wrestling can’t figure it out. Especially Gareth Jones, he is so stupid he can’t even figure out the storyline. Also, there is the Kane who is really scary underneath the mask, and also Chris Jericho, and not to forget Triple H.


The unpredictability of WWF is so surprising it will blow you off your seat. You will be glued to that TV for years on end, it is so good. It will keep you on the edge of your seat/settee from the beginning to the end, as if all you WWF fans don’t already know that. The costumes the wrestlers wear is the coolest in the town, them Lycra pants fit perfectly. There is so much action in this program they sweat more than you do, from the excitement of watching it. Sometimes they hurt themselves really badly; they even bleed! I’m glad they edit out all the bleeding before 12:00am, it is such a violent program. Fortunately I am mature enough not to take a bad influence to this, I am glad of it aswell.


Well, I hope all of you reading this opinion like wrestling as much as me, as it is acctually the pest program in the world, and should become our national sport, as it is 10 times better than football. Who wants to kick around a ball into some goal anyway? There is just no entertainment in it! When I grow up, I want to be a WWF wrestler!


But don’t we all, I mean, they are all so strong! Even their wives are on WWF, that makes it even better! The several storyline bits, like ‘Who ran over Stone Cold?’ just left me puzzled. When I found out, I had no idea (Just incase you missed that bit, I have left it out for you to watch)! I have stayed up till 3:00am every day it’s on, Sky Sports or Sky One. I once skipped school to watch a Sky One episode, which was all worth it, as that was the day Rebellion started. There will be much more events and storyline twists in the future, who knows what WWF could hold then? Maybe the Rock gets shot by a mystery person, it would be bigger than the ‘Who shot Phil Mitchell?’ story.


WWF has surpassed everything that has attempted to compete with, it is so much better it’s in a league of it’s own. Every aspect of it is truly perfect, the wrestlers, the action, the acting, the storyline, the costumes, the variety, the atmosphere, the soundtracks (all of them) and not to forget, The Rock’s amazing saying!


Overall, I must say that this program /sport is the best thing that has ever happened in this world, it is so god once my eyeballs nearly popped out my sockets! If you don’t watch WWF, or even worse, you don’t like WWF, the I must say that I am disgraced with you, not liking such a high-calibur, entertaining, outstanding piece of fine art that will stay hung up in ‘The museum of the 7 wonders of the world’ for eternity.

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