Question: “Jinhe hum apne bachon ka Guardian nahi banaate unhe hum apne desh ka guardian kyun banaa dete hain?”
Answer: Desh naalayak hoga toh chalegaa!! Bachhe nalaayak nahi hone chaahiye
PS*- anyways the present condition of our country is no better than nalaayak
Question: “Agar aapke padosi per atyaachaar ho raha hai aur aap so rahe hain toh aglaa number aapka hai!”
Answer: Shiv Khera Saahab I was talking to my property dealer about changing my address since this locality fast becoming unlivable!!
Deepak Chopra, Shiv Khera, Prem Aggarwal welcome few names who have taken the burdens of cleansing society on their frail shoulders- “saare duniya ka bhoj ye uthaate hain” but the question arises just why they devote themselves for these social services, a brief “dekko” into their psyche can help us find the answers
Who are these gentlemen?
In all probability he is an NRI return and after amassing prosperity galore he is set to his homeland to satisfy his desire to be among his countrymen, normally he has 3-4 palatial bunglows in posh Vasant Vihar and Vasant Kunj areas of Delhi, he is a well read and well traveled fella with natural gift of gab
What attracts him to this profession?
Or rather we can adjudge this as a profession? Nevertheless the money and fame attached to this profile fires their engine to be a motivational guru- sources of income? Seminars, Conferences, Invitation from various bodies and last but not the least- copyright from their “How to do it books”
Why do these people garner immense fan following?
People who always look others in high esteem and need consistence thrust to move ahead in their life, these are the people who believe in theories more than practical and think that these “How to do it” books can row their boats through shaky stream of life, and ofcourse while living a high profile life they have already made some contacts that make them reach places while they are back in India.
What is their prime intention?
These “Baba Ramdevs” of corporate world preach their way to socio-politico nexus, with their eyes set on forming a political outfit of their own, they weave a cobweb around them- day in and day out preaching- they are closely scrutinized by their followers and they can’t afford to act different from what they preach- infact when you get personal with them you know that they are also an ordinary citizen like us and never ever they follow what they preach to others
Do we have our own How to do it gurus on MS?
Ample of them, infact you will be surprised to know every guru here has specialized in his deeds and can well very help you judge your earthly existence to guide yourself “aap kitne paani me ho?”
The title of their motivational according their deeds could be-
“How to ride fast on keyboards when grammatical errors are not a concern” Author: Usmaan Khwaja
“How to enjoy a trash movie in the comforts of your favorite “so fa” Author: Flying Elephant
“How to always not muster the courage to put your point of view and placate” Author: Nandeeta Oberoi Sharma
“How to turn off your girlfriend by making her understand “Kissology” just before the final act” Author: Sudipto33
“How to make your movie reviews saucy and present it with extra cheese” Author: Rohitthebest
“How to fight sleeplessness with a trail of reviews on MS” Author: Psxx
“How to be always cool and stay oblivious of all the heat building around you” Author Cool Water
“How to win the marathon for getting the vantage Star Status at MS” Co-Authors: MohanR & Ratna
“How to save on electricity bill by putting your geyser to right use” Author: Hakunamatata
“How to accept your responsibility when you barge into your neighbor’s car after getting ‘tully’” Author: Angel25
“How to right a series of bakwaas on MS and still have the courage to write one more” Author: Alk Ranjan
“How to praise something that you couldn’t understand and still give lovely remarks” Author: Lyla
“How to organize light and sound shows on MS whenever there’s some discussion building up” Author: SN Daya
I am sure there are many more “How to do it Gurus on MS” you can always bring them to fame in comment section!!