Despite Axl Rose's screeches, it is semi-apocalyp

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Reviewed End Of Days - Album

Satan must screw Robin Tunney, seed an evil spawn and destroy the world. Arnold Schwarzenegger must stop him before midnight. With a plot perfectly pitched to qread more...

About people who screw up but keep trying

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Reviewed You Can Count on Me

You Can Count On Me is a fantabulous flick made by people who actually have a story to tell (not a gross-out bandwagon to jump on), and who loved doing it. It iread more...

Hollywood congratulating themselves with 'pay it f

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Reviewed Pay it Forward

Pay It Forward is a self-satisfied Hollywood producers dream come true, a movie that doesn’t even try to entertain because it’s too busy congratulatinread more...

Generally good action flick

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Reviewed Proof Of Life

To celebrate almost getting a job(mouthshut you listening), I took my girl to a local theatre to see Russell Crowe’s latest flick, Proof of Life, a good tiread more...

Crowd pleaser of championship title proportions

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Reviewed Remember the Titans

Forget the football rushing down the field - what about the yardage covered by co-star Will Patton’s hairline! No offence, Will, but those dandruff flakes read more...

Surprisingly funny if you ask me

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Reviewed Meet The Parents

Meet the Parents is a surprisingly funny comedy starring Robert De Niro as retired florist/CIA Interrogation Specialist Jack Byrnes. Jack is an overprotective fread more...

Left me bemused, bewildered and bamboozled.

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Reviewed BeDazzled

Well, you can’t judge a book by its cover-model. Everyone’s mad at Elizabeth Hurley because she scabbed the Screen Actors Guild, SAG, by shooting an Eread more...

There is a movie out there that loves us.

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Reviewed Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a reason to go back to the movies. Forget the diarrhoea the studios are dripping onto our Indian screens in their desperate attempread more...

Beware of critics who try telling you its ''almost

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Reviewed Almost Famous

Patrick Fugit is William Miller, a dorky kid who discovers rock and roll and starts writing for Rolling Stone at the precious age of 15. He’s good for his read more...

Dark, slow and moody does not mean something's int

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Reviewed Unbreakable

Unbreakable is a deadly-serious silly movie. It’s like a funeral we once had for a sparrow, way more somber, long and expensive than it needed to be. Bruceread more...

American beauty!!!

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Reviewed American Beauty

I don’t use the word beauty that often because I don’t need it as much the other synonyms(too obscene to state here). To me, beauty is usually somethiread more...

Pearl harbor

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Reviewed Pearl Harbor Movie

Well im here and just in time to save you of the obnoxious spectacle of Pearl Harbor.Here is a movie that really doesnt have a message beyond the lazy absolutisread more...