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By: Shalu.D | Posted: Dec 19, 2008 | Mail Forwards | 638 Views (Updated Mar 12, 2009)

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Name : Pakya Bhai Supariwala


Objective : To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)


Education :


B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail , India , August 1994


M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists (VPISUA), August 1996.


Thesis : "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"


Coursework : Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design


Work Experience :


· Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991


· Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project


· Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)


Summer Internship :


· Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1987-July1990


· Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings


· Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections


Honors & Achievements :


· Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)


· Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter


· Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.


· Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.


· Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.


References :


· Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi


· Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi


· Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai


Aye Ganpat.... Koi Job-Shob apun ke dost de na Yaar!


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