Hi Friends, I love the innocense and sheer intelligence of kids. So I am sharing some jokes of childs.

Teacher: What would happen if there is no Sun?

Ramu: We will have to pay huge electricity Bill.

After giving 30 minutes of lecture on Good Manners, teachers asks to Ramu:

If you have 2 apples to eat and your friend Syamu arraives, what will you do?

Ramu: I will wait for Shyamu to go.

It was a Moral Story class in LKG. Teacher asked every child to tell a story and morale of the story.

So one student started with Crow story and the morale was "When there is a will, there is a way".

Another student told a story and morale of the story was "Cut your coat according to your cloth".

Similarly every student told the stories and the morale of them. Finally it was the turn of our naughty Ramu.

Ramu Started the story: My uncle is in army. During Kargil War he entered into pakistan area while fighting. Suddenly he realized that all his ammunations are over and there are no other indian soldiers to help him. He was left with only few bottles of wishky. Then he saw 6-7 pakistani military guys are about to attach him. He finished all the wishky and then fought with all of them with hands and killed all of them.

Now teacher said, that was a nice story. Tell me the morale of the story.

Ramu: And the morale is "Don't mess up with my uncle when he is drunk.

Hope you enjoyed it.