Santa : Yaar Main Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta : Kyon?
Santa : Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour.
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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta : Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa : Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To
Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa : Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai
Police : Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai ?
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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal…
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Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa : Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa : 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea,
Englishman : Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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Santa ko 20 saal baad bacha hua.
Wo udaas ho gaya,
Banta : Yaar udaas kyoun ho?
Santa : 20 saal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Have a nice time!!!..... :)