Santa : Yaar Main Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..

Banta : Kyon?

Santa : Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo

Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour.

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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

Banta : Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Santa : Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To

Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa : Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai

Police : Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai ?

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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Banta : Eagle

Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?

Banta : Illeagal…

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Santa bar me ro raha tha.

Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?

Santa : Aur kya karu??

Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun

uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

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Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa : 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea,

Englishman : Now, which direction (left or right)?

Santa: Downwards!

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Santa ko 20 saal baad bacha hua.

Wo udaas ho gaya,

Banta : Yaar udaas kyoun ho?

Santa : 20 saal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Have a nice time!!!..... :)