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By: imbisoul | Posted: Nov 20, 2008 | General | 1972 Views


Santa : Yaar Main Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..


Banta : Kyon?


Santa : Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo


Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu


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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota?


Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta


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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.


3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.


4.Threat:When I am on tour.


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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,


Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,


Banta : Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?


Santa : Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.


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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To


Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..


Santa : Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai


Police : Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai ?


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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.


Banta : Eagle


Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?


Banta : Illeagal…


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Santa bar me ro raha tha.


Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?


Santa : Aur kya karu??


Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun


uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.


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Titanic was sinking.


An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?


Santa : 2 KMs.


Englishman jumped into sea,


Englishman : Now, which direction (left or right)?


Santa: Downwards!


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Santa ko 20 saal baad bacha hua.


Wo udaas ho gaya,


Banta : Yaar udaas kyoun ho?


Santa : 20 saal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.



Have a nice time!!!..... :)



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