English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,

& she is my kidney.

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love

CHEEKis Heroism

NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.