I came across this funny piece & it definately cheered up my morning , hope it does the same for every one else.......

Shaadi ke pehle : Hero no: 1

Shaadi ke baad : Coolie no: 1

Shaadi ke pehle : Maine pyar kiya,

Shaadi ke baad : Yeh maine kya kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle : Jaaneman mat jaao,

Shaadi ke baad : Jaan mat khao,

Shaadi se pehle : Tum bin rahaa na jaye,

Shaadi ke baad : Tum ko sahaa na jaye,

Shaadi ke pehle : Kuch to bolo,

Shaadi ke baad : Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo,

Shaadi ke pehle : I LOVE YOU,

Shaadi ke baad : Aaj phir aalu,

Shaadi ke pehle : Milne kab aaogi?

Shaadi ke baad : Mayke kab jaaogi ????????????