Here are few jokes to lighten ur mood....

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.

"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me it's a penny."

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

Doctor: Yes, of course.

Patient: Great! I never could before!

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"