HAy friends here are some jokes 4 u to enjoy.
JOKES
1. Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta:Is this dogfaithful ?
Santa: yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned back to me.
2. School Teacher: What is common between Buddha , Jesus,Mahavira and Guru nanak dev ji?
Student: All of them were born on Indian centregovt holidays!
3. Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
4. Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newtonwas sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books likeus, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
5. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your Maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
- TEACHER: What is thermochemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!