Notices in English for tourists in Gujarat

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do

such thing is please not to read this notice.

In a Surat hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that

you will be unbearable.

In a Baroda hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar :

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and

11 A.M. daily.

In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:

Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in

the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In a Anand laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good

time..

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of

Kutch :

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.