HUMOUR

Teacher : How is it your essay on a dog is exactly like the one written by your sister?

Boy : It must be because we both have the same dog, miss.

Madam : “I am beautiful.”What tense is it?

Student : Past tense, Mam.

Madam : Why? How?

Student : Because you are no longer beautiful.

The well-loved Yale professor William Lyon Phelps found this message written on a pre- Christmas examination paper: “God only knows the answer to this question. Merry Christmas. ”

Dr. Phelps returned the paper to the student with this cheery notation: “God gets A;

You get an F;

Happy new year.”

An English professor wrote the sentence : “Woman without her man is nothing.” On the board and directed her students to correct it.

The boys wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The girls wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

Teacher asked:” Vijay, if your father borrowed five hundred rupees and promised to pay back ten rupees a week, how much would be owe at the end of ten week?

“Five hundred rupees.” Came the quick reply.

I am afraid you don’t know your lesson very well”, scolded the teacher.

“I may not know my lesson”, said Vijay”but I know my father”.

Teacher : Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph : Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher : What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph : The sign said “School ahead, Go Slow!”