2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to

mein malang kiu banta..?

3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to

kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,

mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada

aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,

jo aap k pass mojood hai!

5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik

Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.

Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai

to zaroor andha ho ga.

6) An old man married a young Girl,

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein

Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand

before marriage, it is love;

After marriage: It is self-defense

8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag

to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,

I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,

"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O G.

Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then...

Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan

Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date

and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi

utna sir chad ke bolegi.

15)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye

tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo?

Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,

main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.