To my dear wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as agood wife. therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wronglyinterpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yearold secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight." When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-roomtable : "My dear husband : I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to takethis opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the sametime I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in theHotel Fiesta with Michel, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledgeof maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... althoughwith one small difference :18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 .... and therefore I won't beback before lunchtime tomorrow ! A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you .."