Ideal `ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer
About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not.
I think I am contributing to the Indian economy,
but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not.
I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living,
but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone
to make me live !! Ok…I won't be funny anymore. I am a
cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life
(For all those who know me–> "Juststop laughing!!")
Relationship status :what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
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Here for:web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly….
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: naukri.com, jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking
for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future. Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to loseweight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attracta girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle