Installation Of a Husband (Humor)

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0to Husband 1.0and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5and PersonalAttention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,

Desperate Woman

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me. HTML and try to downloadTears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0andFlowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6. 1is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1..0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support