Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system

performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery

applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable

programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed

undesirable programs such as NEWS

5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6

simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix

these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment

Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: I thought you loved me. html and try to

download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt

3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should

then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and

Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, over use of the above application can

cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0

or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will

download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install

Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that

will eventually seize control of all your system

resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications

and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does

have limited memory and cannot learn new applications

quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve

memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support