An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the

ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog

in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I

will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your

wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The

woman

said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most

beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this

wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world,

an Adonis

whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will

be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-

she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she

wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make

your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times

richer than

you. "

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's

his is mine."

So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The

frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like

to have a

mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention

female readers:

This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue

feeling good!

Male

readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times

"milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really

smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to

show that women never listen!!!