Two drunks were jobless and had nothing to do except drinking.

One day their inner soul wakes up and they realises that they should do something and get rid of drinking habit.

So they decided to open a general store!!

1st drunk: yaar dukaan to kholenge lekin pehle thodi practice ho jaaye.

2nd drunk: Chal theek hai! Tu customer banke aa and main shopkeeper banta hun.

1st- ok main aata hun.........

1st: Bhaishab! 1 bottle sharab milegi?

2nd: abe general stores hai...shrab ka peecha chod and cheeni maang.

1st again: Bhaisahab 1 bottle cheeni milegi.

2nd: Salle tu bottle chodega ki nahi. 1 kg cheeni maang.

1st: bhaisahab 1 kg cheeni milegi iss bottle me.

2nd: tu nahi sudhrega. saale bottle chod. chal ab tu shopkeeper ban and main aata hun customer banke.

1st-ok!

2nd: Bhaisahab 1 kg cheeni milegi.

1st: Bottle laaye ho kya?