Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of RS500000 or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate.I have donated 15 litres.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

COUNT the STARS.

Gin Liye ..?

Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,

ke har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

anth tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-

HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota..

to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLYMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere Dost................

Tum Haste Raho,Haste Raho,Haste Raho,Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!