Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:

"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?

Because the data might fall down.

Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?

Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?

Answer: Fry Day