Beta – Mom, ye Girlfriend kya hoti hai ???????

Mom – Jab tum bade ho ke acche Ladke banoge to tumhe bhi ek milegi.

Beta – Agr achha ladka nahi banu to ?????

Mom – to fir bahut milegi…….

Why in Wedding Ceremony Women sits on Left & Men on Right??????

Coz according to Balance Sheet all Assets are on Right Side & Liabilities are on Left Side.

A kid was Beaten up by his mom!

Dad came & asked: What happened my dear son????

Kid Said: I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own..............