Hi Friernds

Many of my MSian friernds are undergoing life sentence.

.Some are very happy to enjoy it, (those who are married within 3/4 years but have not so far tried to become three prefering to be only two.).

Some are on top iof the world (those married very recently and are still on their Honeymoon),

Some enjoy on the days when they are not asked to share extra responsibilities in the name of equality of rights. Thery have to help their better half on Sundays and holidays in cleanig the house, room dusting, washinmg or drying clothes (as the little one does not let MA- MA to do her job since she is trying to learn the benefits of breast feeding)

Then there are the rest of the crowd who has stopped complasining about their experiences during the life long sentence( poor old people-like me)who just taske rest and hear the FM radio with which they married many many years back.)

HERE I MAY MENTION THAT THIS DP IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANY

GENERATION OF THE FAIR SEX.

Those who are now old (like my better hsalf)wetre made to learn cooking, sewing, knitting, embroidery like arts by their mothers because they knew the road to a MAN'S Hearts through his stomach. These ladies were not allowed to get education over High School or In termediate at the maximmum.But with India getting independent and leaders wanted votes so they started yelling "Females must be educated and given equal rights (no reference to duties )"In the name of education and equal opportunities and equal righhts the Females slowly and slowly got rid of the learning pf housde old chorus jobs/crafts.In sixties/seventies females learnt cooking and bit of otherr arts and crafts.And now even these are no more on their agenda. In the middler period housewives would take COOKERY BOOKS and use these for cooking meals and afterr spoiling lot of grocerry, vegetables, fluor, gheem oils etc learnt enough to cook somer tasty food for their fanilies, But now the books are out of fashion. And these arts are learnt on MOBILE PHONES.How does it go? Lets have some samples:

Suman: Hey Nidhi, where are you?

Nidhi: Hello Suman, I am at home , How are you?

Suman: Ofh, I am fine, what about you?

Nidhi: I am also fine. Kaise yaad kiya?

Suma:Aaj mere saheb ne kutchh farmaish ker di hai.(My husband has asked me.

Nidhi: Yeh to achha hai. (It is very Good).

Suman: Achha to hai per musibat hai.(It is good but it is a probklem as well)

Nidfhi: Miyan mange phir musibat kyon.(When husband is requesting,why problem)

Suman: Tumney kya socha ki unhone kya masnga hai.?(what do u think he asked)

Nidhi: Chitti ke din romance, ghumna. phirna.(Jusdt romance, outing on a holiday)

Suman:Tumne galat samjha (You guessedwtrong)

Nidhi: Phir batao nas (Why dont you tell?)

Suman: Kahten hain khana aaj ghar mein banao.(wants the food be cooked at home)

Nidhi:Main kya ker sakti hoon , bolo?(How can I help you?)/

Suman:Mujhe upma banana hai. Kaise karoon?(Upma to be cooked, what shoul I do?)

Nidhi: Mujhe to pata nahi. Mummy se poochh ker batati hoon,(Let me ask mummy)

Phone hold kasrogi ya dobara karogi,(Will u hold and try again?)

Suman: Aunty ji se pochh lo aur mujhe ring kasro.(You ask Aunty Ji , then call me.)

Nidhi: O.K.

Suman waited for half an hour but no reply came from Nidhi. Then she callked

Suman: Hello, Nidhi, Kya hua? (Hello Nidhi, what happened>)

Nidhi:Suman , Mummy ghar per nahi hai. pados meun gayee hain. Aanewali hain.

(Mummy isweith neighbour and is about to come)

Suman: Chhodo main Kanti se Poochh leti hoon.(Leave it, I shall ask Kanti)

Suman tried her 3/4 friends. She spent an hour on pghone. But could not get the recipe for Upma.Her husband got irritated and said: Forget it. I sdhall go to nearby restaurant and get it, And he went to a restaurant , got packed PAV Bhaji and had breakfast with his darling Suman.

Another day of punishment passed. One day got lerss in the sentence. And he got all the romance in token of his visit to trestaurant and saving her from disgrace of bad cooking.

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The nasmes are coincidental and not intentional. So in case the names resembles some one from MS please take no offence,

This is cooking on mobile phone.

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