Q: What's the hottest letter in the alphabet? A: 'B', because it makes oil...Boil!

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Q: What's the last thing you take off, before you go to bed?

A:Your feet off the floor!

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck!

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Q: Why won't a bicycle stand up when it's not moving?

A: It's too tired.

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Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?

A: "Long time, no sea".

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Q: Who can shave six times a day, and still have a full beard?

A: A barber.

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Q: How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

A: You Pokemon! (poke-him-on)

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Q: What goes up, but never comes down?

A: Your age!

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Q: What has lots teeth, but cannot chew?

A: A Comb!

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Q: What is a Boxer's favorite car?

A: A Punch-Buggy.

Q: What Sport do Hairdressers Love the Most?

A: 'Curling'

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 789.

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Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?

A: Because he can 'Neverland'.

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Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?

A: Bored - (Board )

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Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?

A: He wanted the soil to be rich.

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Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?

A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.

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Q: What did one angel say to the other angel?

A: "Halo."

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Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos weren't ready?

A: "Some day my prints will come."