When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far.

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.