Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know

Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to

dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And

very important - I know few words like -

'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes',

'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer

Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate: Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.

2.. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not

have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.

1. I believe in flexi-timings.

   
   




2. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear

   
   

t-shirt and jeans.

1. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so

as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.

1. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term

preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer

US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is Olympics coming up in

China in the current year, I don't mind

going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't

have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our

organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys.