A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning). How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going gud and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you
on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.
Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his
seat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [ This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number,
given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if
I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female
to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he keeps asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite, he asked me to write a program for nth prime number;
given N!!
Female: All bosses are the same, even my team leader gave me the same.
Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: smiles sure, why not..
Female: Hey, I want you to write that program and send a copy to me. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.
Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now. ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!