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By: narmadha_911 | Posted: Jan 29, 2009 | Jokes | 559 Views (Updated Jan 29, 2009)

Just a Forwarded Mail.


A plane is about to crash.


There are 5 passengers on board.


However, there are only 4 parachutes...


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Ronaldo The first passenger says:


"I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world."


"The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."


He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.


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Hillary Clinton


The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:


"I am the wife of the former president of the United States."


"I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future."


She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.


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George W. Bush


The third passenger, President George W. Bush, says:


"I am the president of the United States of America."


"I have huge responsibilities in the world."


"Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun my responsibility to my people by dying."


He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.


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The Pope


The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:


"I am old."


"I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you."


"You have the rest of your life ahead of you."


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Little Boy


To the Pope the little boy says:


"Don't fret, old man..."


"There is a parachute for each of us!"


"The smartest president of America took my schoolbag..."


ONLY ONE MAN IN THE WORLD TO HAVE HIS HEART IN THE ABDOMEN!


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