Na Mom k mar se,
Na dad k atyachar se,
Na dosto ki taklif se,
Na ladki k inkar se,
Ladke darte hai sirf "RAKHI" k tyohar se.
Coming SOON.
There are 3 places where a human cannot die..............................................
HEAVEN..................................................................
HELL...........................................................................
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&
STAR PLUS !!!!!
After day long shopping me and my friend Sonal taken some snacks and then I dropped her. I found that there was plenty of water in her house.
Can anybody guess why???
kyuki there were 100-nal
Written on a board in a church: "GOD NEVER FAILS"
Sum1 wrote below: "Let him give PMT, IIT,AI-EEE,CA,CET, CAT exams.. sub pata chal jayega"
India is a nation
Dadar is a station...
wah wah ......
...India is a nation
Dadar is a station....
Dont fall in love,
1st complete your education :P
Yamraj comes to take Hritik...............
He tells Hritik, you have to leave this earth....
Hritik requests yamraj to let him stay for some more time....
Yamraj replies:
"Zindgi do paal ki, intezaar kiska hai"
Kya Ap Machharo Se
pareshan He
sone Me Takleef Hoti H
to..
Machharo ke sone Ke baad
So jao
Om shanti Om Om Shanti om k dialogues students k style mein :-
Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshis ki hai ki har teacher ne muje marks n dene ki sajish ki hai...........
Agar tum kisi paper mein pass hona chahte ho to sari class tumhe pass karne m lag jati hai....
yeh exam bhi apni hindi filmo ki tarah hoti hai n tab sb kuch acha ho jata h... happy endings....
Aur agar aisa nahi hota hai to exam abhi khatam nahi hua h...... Suppplimentary abhi baki h mere dost...
Beat this PJ..........................
MAdhumakhi ki knee ko kya kahete hai?????
socho
Bikini (Bee-Ki-Knee)