Difference Between Potentially And Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'? The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would

sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would

sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and then ask your brother if he'd

sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn

from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pittfor a

million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money

to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a

million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a

heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for

a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and

'realistically'?

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million

dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'