Three men were sitting together bragging about how

they had given house-duties to their new wives.

The first man had married a Bengali girl, and bragged

that he had told his wife she was going to do all the

dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple

days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a Tamil girl. He bragged

that he had given his wife orders that she was to do

all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first

day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was

better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the

table.

The third man had married a Punjabi girl. He boasted

that he told her that her duties were to keep the

house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry

washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn't see anything, the second

day he didn't see anything but by the third day most

of the swelling had gone down and he could see little

out of his left eye.