Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.