Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a

perfect

courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of

course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect

couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when

they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being

the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus

with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children

on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his

toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering

the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect

couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived

the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really

existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus

and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must

have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this

illustrates

another point:

Women never listen!......

Njoy... :)))))))))