Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .

Sardar: Why are you praying for that?

Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.