A ghost joke

How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars!

A ghost joke

What is a drunkards last drink?

His bier!

A cannibal joke

What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?

''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!

A cannibal joke

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

A ghost joke

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?

A boo-loney sandwich!

A cannibal joke

What is a cannibal's favourite food?

Baked beings!

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A cannibal joke

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!